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babygray
Date: 2012-05-03 02:36
Subject: [fic] Book of the Road
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Mood:Uh... Uh...
Tags: #fanfiction, ficlet, harry potter, pwp, severus snape, slash, snarry

Notes at the end.

Title: Book of the Road
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Warnings: PWP for the most part, EWE (if related to canon at all), and slash. Un-beta'ed.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: At the end.
Word Count: 1180 or so
Summary: Harry and Severus negotiate a trade: a job for a ride.

Hitchhikers, generally speaking, were either psychotic serial killers or brain-dead twits in search of adventure regardless of the danger. )

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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 21:16
Subject: The Alphabetized Noisefics: Gundam Wing Masterlist
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, masterlist

A personal challenge: Write a noise fic for each letter of the alphabet. I took the challenge back in November, 2001. Tell me, did I succeed?

The List
26 mini stories for your entertainment.... )

Ninmu... kanryou...

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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 16:30
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Zipping Up the Fly
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Zipping Up the Fly
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I don't even like There's Something About Mary, but I wrote a ficlet using the opening scene. By the way, have you ever read 'There's Something About Heero'? Yeah, I wish that was finished, too... but I'd settle for it being reposted online somewhere.
Word Count: 420
Summary: Heero takes a peek at a half-naked Duo, and hurts himself.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 16:21
Subject: [ABC ficlet] You Know That I Love You
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: You Know That I Love You
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I hate stories where the top jumps on the bottom, nearly rapes him to show him that 'loves' the bottom... only to have an attack of conscience and back away, which is when the bottom pulls the top back on him, saying, 'I love you too! Plea continue to rape me.' There were a lot of stories like this back then. There still are, I'm sure. Here's a response to that.
Word Count: 330
Summary: Heero tries to show Duo his love, in the most cliched, rape-y way possible.


Seriously. )

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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 16:15
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Xanadu
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Xanadu
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: You know how hard it is to write something for X? I remember that one person commented at the time to tell me that France is so not paradise, but will that have stopped me? Not in 2001!
Word Count: 230
Summary: Duo and Heero biking through France.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 16:05
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Waiting for a Dream
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Wishing for a Dream
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This if the fourth and final part of the Dream mini-series, which included Joker at Rest, Light on the Dream, and November Rain.
Word Count: 750
Summary: Duo and Heero talk about the picture.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 15:53
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Virgin Queen
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, gundam wing, heero yuy, relena peacecraft

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Virgin Queen
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 1+Relena (one-sided)
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Even more Relena-bashing! There were moments in this series where Relena was helpful and not a complete caricature, but that's not enough to counteract the meanness of this. I find it difficult to relate to the ME that wrote this ten years ago.
Word Count: 560
Summary: Queen Relena's suitor wants to get out of the country.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 15:45
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Urinal Principle
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy, quatre winner, trowa barton, wufei chang

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Urinal Prnciple
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: None
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I think I'm really starting to regret ever posting these online. I mean, sure there's some interesting parts, and then there's the fact that I wrote YET ANOTHER story about the men's room. Shoot me.
Word Count: 450
Summary: The pilots use the bathroom.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 15:38
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Tea and Roses
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, gundam wing, lady une

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Tea and Roses
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: None, possible Une/Treize
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: And NOW, we take a break from the Relena-bashing, and the Heero/Duo hinting, for something completely different. And I totally think I'm best at quiet scenes... And by 'best', I mean, 'fucking awful'.
Word Count: 290
Summary: Une tends roses, and thinks back.


Tea and Roses )

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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 15:30
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Shirts International
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Shirts International
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: None
Warnings: Typos. No beta. Your/You're mistakes.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Both of the shirts exist, but we all know this. Goofy/inappropriate words in foreign languages on shirts is so 2000. We have esoteric phrases from internet-based critics on our t-shirts now.
Word Count: 290
Summary: Duo spots a dumb shirt, only to realize he's wearing a dumb shirt, too.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 15:26
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Relena's Triumph
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, gundam wing, relena peacecraft

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Relena's Triumph
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+Relena, one-sided
Warnings: Typos. No beta. Relena-bashing.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This is another attempt at comedy. I'm not sure if it succeeds.
Word Count: 360
Summary: Relena shouts at Heero as Duo flies them away from the hospital... and that cliff isn't all that sturdy.


'You promised to kill me, remember?'  )

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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 13:34
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Queen for a Day
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, catherine bloom, duo maxwell, gundam wing, hilde schbeiker, quatre winner, relena peacecraft, trowa barton, wufei chang

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Queen for a Day
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: implied 1+2, 1+Relena
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Another poor attempt at humor. Kill me.
Word Count: 430
Summary: Several characters are asked what they would do if they were made Queen for a day.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 13:22
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Para
Security: Public
Tags: #abc gundam wing, gundam wing, heero yuy, wufei chang

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Para
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: Implied 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This was a rough teaser for a story I was thinking of writing at the time. The story involved Mariemaia Khushrenada as a psychic serial killer/middle school student. Heero Yuy was the detective put on the case to catch the person mentally skinning people alive. Duo Maxwell was the police department's psychic liaison and Heero's former boyfriend. It was going to be gruesome and angsty as fuck. All that exists of this AWESOME story, however, is maybe a Word file somewhere on my computer. That said, please enjoy a gruesome murder scene.
Word Count: 380
Summary: Chang and Yuy are called in on an unusual murder.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 12:56
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Open Your Wings
Security: Public
Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy, relena peacecraft

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Open Your Wings
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 2+Relena (sort of)
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!?! This is a mini-sequel to one of my first fanfics, The Green-Eyed Idiot. Sorry, I'm just shocked, is all. You don't need to read that one first, but, hey! I also called this an Escaflowne fusion, but it's more accurate to say that it was inspired by Escaflowne...
Word Count: 220
Summary: Relena talks to Heero as he thinks about Duo.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 12:44
Subject: [fic] The Green-Eyed Idiot
Security: Public
Tags: #duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy, relena peacecraft

A Gundam Wing fic.

Title: The Green-Eyed Idiot
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 2+Relena
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This is one of my oldest fics. Like, ancient. Please forgive how bad my writing is.
Word Count: <3400
Summary: Relena, in an attempt to make Heero jealous, goes on a date with Duo. Heero does get jealous, but not in the way Relena intended.


Duo/Relena Forever!!! )

BONUS drabble: Open Your Wings

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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 12:29
Subject: [ABC ficlet] November Rain
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: November Rain
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Third part of the Dream mini-series, the first two parts of which being Joker at Rest and Light on the Dream, and followed by Wishing for a Dream. Also, I take my titles from Guns N Roses songs...
Word Count: 520
Summary: Duo goes to see Heero.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 12:24
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Making Friends
Security: Public
Tags: #abc gundam wing, gundam wing, quatre winner, wufei chang

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Making Friends
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: None
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I don't know. At least it's short.
Word Count: 180
Summary: Quatre and Wufei in the bathroom.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 10:25
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Light on the Dream
Security: Public
Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy, relena peacecraft

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Light on the Dream
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Part Two of the Dream miniseries, the first part being Joker at Rest, followed by November Rain and Wishing for a Dream.
Word Count: 710
Summary: Relena finds Heero's dream.


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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 10:16
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Keeping the Closet Clean
Security: Public
Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy, quatre winner, trowa barton, wufei chang

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Keeping the Closet Clean
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: None... ish
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: THIS IS SO HORRID. I'm actually considering scrapping this whole thing because of this entry alone. It's horrid and NOT FUNNY.
Word Count: 500
Summary: The pilots talk out their problems.


HORRID. )

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babygray
Date: 2011-06-18 09:52
Subject: [ABC ficlet] Joker at Rest
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Tags: #abc gundam wing, duo maxwell, gundam wing, heero yuy

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Joker at Rest
Author: [info]babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 2+unnamed OC
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This is total pepperjack. This is also one of the more popular noisefics of the series. So popular, in fact, that I wrote three more parts continuing from this one, Light on the Dream, November Rain, and Wishing for a Dream. That's right, a mini-series within a series. (And not a good mini-series at that, since the ending is clichéd as fuck-all...)
Word Count: 430
Summary: A photograph survived.


Duo was strangely non-photogenic, and paranoid to boot. )

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