Dispatches from Under the Table

A personal challenge: Write a noise fic for each letter of the alphabet. I took the challenge back in November, 2001. Tell me, did I succeed?

The List
( 26 mini stories for your entertainment.... )

Ninmu... kanryou...

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Zipping Up the Fly
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I don't even like There's Something About Mary, but I wrote a ficlet using the opening scene. By the way, have you ever read 'There's Something About Heero'? Yeah, I wish that was finished, too... but I'd settle for it being reposted online somewhere.
Word Count: 420
Summary: Heero takes a peek at a half-naked Duo, and hurts himself.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: You Know That I Love You
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I hate stories where the top jumps on the bottom, nearly rapes him to show him that 'loves' the bottom... only to have an attack of conscience and back away, which is when the bottom pulls the top back on him, saying, 'I love you too! Plea continue to rape me.' There were a lot of stories li this back then. There still are, I'm sure. Here's a response to that.
Word Count: 330
Summary: Heero tries to show Duo his love, in the most cliched, rape-y way possible.


( Seriously. )

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Xanadu
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: You know how hard it is to write something for X? I remember that one person commented at the time to tell me that France is so not paradise, but will that have stopped me? Not in 2001!
Word Count: 230
Summary: Duo and Heero biking through France.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Wishing for a Dream
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This if the fourth and final part of the Dream mini-series, which included Joker at Rest, Light on the Dream, and November Rain.
Word Count: 750
Summary: Duo and Heero talk about the picture.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Virgin Queen
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 1+Relena (one-sided)
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Even more Relena-bashing! There were moments in this series where Relena was helpful and not a complete caricature, but that's not enough to counteract the meanness of this. I find it difficult to relate to the ME that wrote this ten years ago.
Word Count: 560
Summary: Queen Relena's suitor wants to get out of the country.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Urinal Prnciple
Author: babygray
Pairing: None
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I think I'm really starting to regret ever posting these online. I mean, sure there's some interesting parts, and then there's the fact that I wrote YET ANOTHER story about the men's room. Shoot me.
Word Count: 450
Summary: The pilots use the bathroom.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Tea and Roses
Author: babygray
Pairing: None, possible Une/Treize
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: And NOW, we take a break from the Relena-bashing, and the Heero/Duo hinting, for something completely different. And I totally think I'm best at quiet scenes... And by 'best', I mean, 'fucking awful'.
Word Count: 290
Summary: Une tends roses, and thinks back.


( Tea and Roses )

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Shirts International
Author: babygray
Pairing: None
Warnings: Typos. No beta. Your/You're mistakes.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Both of the shirts exist, but we all know this. Goofy/inappropriate words in foreign languages on shirts is so 2000. We have esoteric phrases from internet-based critics on our t-shirts now.
Word Count: 290
Summary: Duo spots a dumb shirt, only to realize he's wearing a dumb shirt, too.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Relena's Triumph
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+Relena, one-sided
Warnings: Typos. No beta. Relena-bashing.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This is another attempt at comedy. I'm not sure if it succeeds.
Word Count: 360
Summary: Relena shouts at Heero as Duo flies them away from the hospital... and that cliff isn't all that sturdy.


(  'You promised to kill me, remember?'  )

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Queen for a Day
Author: babygray
Pairing: implied 1+2, 1+Relena
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Another poor attempt at humor. Kill me.
Word Count: 430
Summary: Several characters are asked what they would do if they were made Queen for a day.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Para
Author: babygray
Pairing: Implied 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This was a rough teaser for a story I was thinking of writing at the time. The story involved Mariemaia Khushrenada as a psychic serial killer/middle school student. Heero Yuy was the detective put on the case to catch the person mentally skinning people alive. Duo Maxwell was the police department's psychic liaison and Heero's former boyfriend. It was going to be gruesome and angsty as fuck. All that exists of this AWESOME story, however, is maybe a Word file somewhere on my computer. That said, please enjoy a gruesome murder scene.
Word Count: 380
Summary: Chang and Yuy are called in on an unusual murder.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Open Your Wings
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 2+Relena (sort of)
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!?! This is a mini-sequel to one of my first fanfics, The Green-Eyed Idiot. Sorry, I'm just shocked, is all. You don't need to read that one first, but, hey! I also called this an Escaflowne fusion, but it's more accurate to say that it was inspired by Escaflowne...
Word Count: 220
Summary: Relena talks to Heero as he thinks about Duo.


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A Gundam Wing fic.

Title: The Green-Eyed Idiot
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 2+Relena
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This is one of my oldest fics. Like, ancient. Please forgive how bad my writing is.
Word Count: <3400
Summary: Relena, in an attempt to make Heero jealous, goes on a date with Duo. Heero does get jealous, but not in the way Relena intended.


( Duo/Relena Forever!!! )

BONUS drabble: Open Your Wings

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: November Rain
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Third part of the Dream mini-series, the first two parts of which being Joker at Rest and Light on the Dream, and followed by Wishing for a Dream. Also, I take my titles from Guns N Roses songs...
Word Count: 520
Summary: Duo goes to see Heero.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Making Friends
Author: babygray
Pairing: None
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: I don't know. At least it's short.
Word Count: 180
Summary: Quatre and Wufei in the bathroom.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Light on the Dream
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Part Two of the Dream miniseries, the first part being Joker at Rest, followed by November Rain and Wishing for a Dream.
Word Count: 710
Summary: Relena finds Heero's dream.


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An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Keeping the Closet Clean
Author: babygray
Pairing: None... ish
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: THIS IS SO HORRID. I'm actually considering scrapping this whole thing because of this entry alone. It's horrid and NOT FUNNY.
Word Count: 500
Summary: The pilots talk out their problems.


( HORRID. )

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: Joker at Rest
Author: babygray
Pairing: 1+2, 2+unnamed OC
Warnings: Typos. No beta.
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: This is total pepperjack. This is also one of the more popular noisefics of the series. So popular, in fact, that I wrote three more parts continuing from this one, Light on the Dream, November Rain, and Wishing for a Dream. That's right, a mini-series within a series. (And not a good mini-series at that, since the ending is clichéd as fuck-all...)
Word Count: 430
Summary: A photograph survived.


( Duo was strangely non-photogenic, and paranoid to boot. )

An Alphabetized Noisefic: Gundam Wing entry.

Title: INJUSTICE!
Author: babygray
Pairing: 5+Nataku, 1+Relena (hinted), 1+2 (hinted), 5+Sally, 5+Treize, 3+5, 2+Relena (mentioned), 3+Catherine (mentioned)
Warnings: Typos. No beta. Objectivism, bad use of the word 'emasculate', implied incest? for a joke, and Relena-bashing (sorry).
Disclaimer: This is just fanfiction, non-profit and just for fun.
Notes: Have you ever seen the Late Night with Conan O'Brien sketch around a Brit rocker commenting on inappropriate responses?. While I figure out just what that's all about, here's a noisefic inspired by it.
Word Count: 340
Summary: A series of things that may or may not be Just.


( INJUSTICE! )